I need a laugh or I'll cry 
Yea, cheesy but I laugh anyway. Add some if you know any, I ninja'd these from forums.
Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?
A: Soup
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Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
...he didn't have the guts. Hahaha.
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The undead Tauren says:
Boo.
The ghost of the Rogue he just killed says:
Hey! That's MY line!
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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome named Danikaa comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." Danikaa replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." Danikaa says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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"Leveling a mage is like beeing irish.
Drink
Fight
Drink
Fight
Drink"
(Man I can relate to this lol, lvl 13 now Danijnr is).
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Your blink crits for 3 yards (17 resisted)
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In the middle of a raid...
"g2g, my account just sold on ebay"
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Warlock says "No, seriously- I can solo him! Just let me get out my pet...."
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A Dwarf, Human and a Night Elf walk into a bar.
First the night elf went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it, he became very upset and demanded another beer from the barman.
Next the human went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it as well, he pretended not to notice the fly, scooped it out and drank very little of his beer.
Last the dwarf went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it as well, he became furious and scooped the fly out of the beer and started shaking the fly furiously over his mug of beer while shouting "Spit it out, spit it out, the little bastard is stealing my beer".
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Rogues do it from behind
Paladins do it with Protection
Warriors do it with Rage
Druids do it with Nature
Priests do it in groups
Mages do it with Sheep
Shamans do it with Totems
Warlocks do it over time
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Q: Why do male gnomes giggle as they're running through Elwynn forest?
A: Because the grass is tickling their balls.
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This is classic!
Yea, cheesy but I laugh anyway. Add some if you know any, I ninja'd these from forums.
Q: What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath?
A: Soup
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
...he didn't have the guts. Hahaha.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The undead Tauren says:
Boo.
The ghost of the Rogue he just killed says:
Hey! That's MY line!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome named Danikaa comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." Danikaa replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." Danikaa says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
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"Leveling a mage is like beeing irish.
Drink
Fight
Drink
Fight
Drink"
(Man I can relate to this lol, lvl 13 now Danijnr is).
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Your blink crits for 3 yards (17 resisted)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In the middle of a raid...
"g2g, my account just sold on ebay"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Warlock says "No, seriously- I can solo him! Just let me get out my pet...."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Dwarf, Human and a Night Elf walk into a bar.
First the night elf went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it, he became very upset and demanded another beer from the barman.
Next the human went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it as well, he pretended not to notice the fly, scooped it out and drank very little of his beer.
Last the dwarf went to the bar and ordered a beer, when the beer arrived he noticed a fly in it as well, he became furious and scooped the fly out of the beer and started shaking the fly furiously over his mug of beer while shouting "Spit it out, spit it out, the little bastard is stealing my beer".
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Rogues do it from behind
Paladins do it with Protection
Warriors do it with Rage
Druids do it with Nature
Priests do it in groups
Mages do it with Sheep
Shamans do it with Totems
Warlocks do it over time
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Q: Why do male gnomes giggle as they're running through Elwynn forest?
A: Because the grass is tickling their balls.
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This is classic!
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“Be not disturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed rather at not being understanding” I didn't bite him! I was holding on to him with my mouth! - Angus - 6 year old boy from Australia.
