DISCLAIMER: Do NOT turn this into a drama thread! Attempts to doing so will result in boob punching and gnome nut headbutts. Also, please read the whole thing. I know, I know, TL;DR…
Oh man this is SUCH bad timing…
The Seven Deadly Sins was my first REAL guild. You were the first guild I raided with, first I’ve ever downed a boss with and first to help me understand what WoW was all about.
You are some of the greatest people I’ve met. I’ve laughed my head off with you and helped made the worst of raids a blast. Be it Mort Goldman in ZA or a /follow train of death, you helped make this game more fun that it is.
Which is why this is so hard to do this…
I’m packing my things to try and do some things different. Like I said, you are my first real guild, so I have no real idea of what other guilds are like out there and I wanna try my hand at it. I’ve clashed with some of you which only worsens it as I have taken a less casual mentality then others and that creates more trouble than it’s worth, and you guys are great so I don’t cause more issues for the people I love.
You can say I’m a coat tail rider, you can say that you never liked me and say good riddance. That’s ok. I’m fine with that. Because I know people know better enough to know it’s not true. I’ve been there for the wipes, the raid nights where we spent most of the time on trash, the long slogs, the up and cansled raids.
I’ve also been there for the first downing of HK, of Gruul, of Mags, and Lurker. And helped pave the road to get there (or at least embedded some Gnome skulls along the way). You all helped made me go from noober to uber and don’t think I take that lightly at all.
But don’t think of this as good bye! Don’t feel that just because I’m leaving you are forbidden to associate with me, and are a traitor for daring to talk to me. And if someone is feeding you that bullshit, throw it right back in their face. I’m still here, and I’m still a person behind the pixels and I still love all of you, just as I hope you would still love me.
So instead take this as a “See you later”. Who knows? I may be utterly stupid, hate it, and be begging on my hands and knees and doing other various sexual favors to get back into the guild (Well…I do that sort of thing anyway
)
Now, SHOUT OUTS!
Eiye: Best GM hands down. How you handle this without piledriving people into the server, I’ll never know. You have a HUGE heart and I appricate every thing you’ve done for me and the rest of the guild. You are the heart of the team.
Eme: Awseome person and officer putting up with WAY more than you should yet you still let people keep their toes (For the most part anyway…). You help make the guild what it is.
Duck: I always admire your ability to lay down the law and never sugar coat anything. I know when talking to you I get no BS and can trust you utterly. Keep on keeping the goobers in line.
Lion: An excellent Pali and player who keeps things cool even when the going gets rough. Your level headedness is a great asset to this guild.
Likka/Hells: You are both great, great, GREAT people! Likka your postiveness and relentless effort helped made you from applicant to officer. You are a total sweetheart and aren’t afraid to talk things over. Hells you are a heck of a guy, and always keeps it real while helping those around you. You both help keep SDS pure and fun. Also, think about Dexcon! It’d be kinda cool to see you guys and it’s a blast there!
Storm: You are always great to talk to and a pleasure to have around. You are one of the best tanks on the server and I knew I can always depend on you for anything
Dani: Another absolute sweetheart. Ever since you joined this guild you have been nothing short of an absolute joy. By far one of THE best members of the guild. You define SDS.
Trion: You have gone leaps and bounds. You are an excellent mage and you will go FAR.
Dae: Oh dae…All I can say is Moterboat em for me. MOTERBOAT THEM LIKE THE WIND! Or…you know…like a moterboat.
Skylos: I already miss the taste of your bear taint…
Let me know if I forgot anyone.
See you guys around! Remember, Sacrifice your gnomes! And keep that sweet and sour near you, as you never know when you’ll need it for your nuggets
Allons-y!
Oh man this is SUCH bad timing…
The Seven Deadly Sins was my first REAL guild. You were the first guild I raided with, first I’ve ever downed a boss with and first to help me understand what WoW was all about.
You are some of the greatest people I’ve met. I’ve laughed my head off with you and helped made the worst of raids a blast. Be it Mort Goldman in ZA or a /follow train of death, you helped make this game more fun that it is.
Which is why this is so hard to do this…
I’m packing my things to try and do some things different. Like I said, you are my first real guild, so I have no real idea of what other guilds are like out there and I wanna try my hand at it. I’ve clashed with some of you which only worsens it as I have taken a less casual mentality then others and that creates more trouble than it’s worth, and you guys are great so I don’t cause more issues for the people I love.
You can say I’m a coat tail rider, you can say that you never liked me and say good riddance. That’s ok. I’m fine with that. Because I know people know better enough to know it’s not true. I’ve been there for the wipes, the raid nights where we spent most of the time on trash, the long slogs, the up and cansled raids.
I’ve also been there for the first downing of HK, of Gruul, of Mags, and Lurker. And helped pave the road to get there (or at least embedded some Gnome skulls along the way). You all helped made me go from noober to uber and don’t think I take that lightly at all.
But don’t think of this as good bye! Don’t feel that just because I’m leaving you are forbidden to associate with me, and are a traitor for daring to talk to me. And if someone is feeding you that bullshit, throw it right back in their face. I’m still here, and I’m still a person behind the pixels and I still love all of you, just as I hope you would still love me.
So instead take this as a “See you later”. Who knows? I may be utterly stupid, hate it, and be begging on my hands and knees and doing other various sexual favors to get back into the guild (Well…I do that sort of thing anyway
)Now, SHOUT OUTS!
Eiye: Best GM hands down. How you handle this without piledriving people into the server, I’ll never know. You have a HUGE heart and I appricate every thing you’ve done for me and the rest of the guild. You are the heart of the team.
Eme: Awseome person and officer putting up with WAY more than you should yet you still let people keep their toes (For the most part anyway…). You help make the guild what it is.
Duck: I always admire your ability to lay down the law and never sugar coat anything. I know when talking to you I get no BS and can trust you utterly. Keep on keeping the goobers in line.
Lion: An excellent Pali and player who keeps things cool even when the going gets rough. Your level headedness is a great asset to this guild.
Likka/Hells: You are both great, great, GREAT people! Likka your postiveness and relentless effort helped made you from applicant to officer. You are a total sweetheart and aren’t afraid to talk things over. Hells you are a heck of a guy, and always keeps it real while helping those around you. You both help keep SDS pure and fun. Also, think about Dexcon! It’d be kinda cool to see you guys and it’s a blast there!
Storm: You are always great to talk to and a pleasure to have around. You are one of the best tanks on the server and I knew I can always depend on you for anything
Dani: Another absolute sweetheart. Ever since you joined this guild you have been nothing short of an absolute joy. By far one of THE best members of the guild. You define SDS.
Trion: You have gone leaps and bounds. You are an excellent mage and you will go FAR.
Dae: Oh dae…All I can say is Moterboat em for me. MOTERBOAT THEM LIKE THE WIND! Or…you know…like a moterboat.
Skylos: I already miss the taste of your bear taint…
Let me know if I forgot anyone.
See you guys around! Remember, Sacrifice your gnomes! And keep that sweet and sour near you, as you never know when you’ll need it for your nuggets

Allons-y!
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"And so it was written, that in order to slay the deadliest of bosses, one must sacrfice a single gnome, lest the party wipe. To that, let us say, Amen."-Blizzard exec. meeting 

~ Hellsbane










